Code Words/Reporter–Socialist

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Reporter

Propagandist

Republic

Tyrannical oligarchy, as described by Plato in his books The Republic and The Laws.

Republican Base

Abraham Lincoln was right on one thing, anyway. You can fool some of the people all of the time.

Republican hero

Pro-civil rights, pro-environment, pro-consumer Republican before the Southern Strategy began in 1964; kleptocratic, racist, bigoted Republican from 1964 on

Responsibility, individual

Collective irresponsibility

Right to life

Right to lie; Right of the unborn to be born, but nothing thereafter. In extreme cases, Death to abortionists!

Right to Work

(Laws against union shops) Right not to get paid; right not to be safe on the job; right to have your employer steal your pension fund

Rule of law

What we say goes—John Ashcroft, Alberto Gonzales, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, John Yoo

Running government like a business

Enron—George W. Bush, the first president with an MBA

"Scare" quotes

Be afraid. Be very afraid. See also Air quotes

Scariest words in the English language

"I'm from the Republican Party, and I'm here to help."—Ronald Reagan

Science, peer-reviewed

Creationism, in the guise of Intelligent Design, aka Cargo Cult Science (Richard Feynman); the Kool-Aid of the left wing Liberal conspiracy

Secession

The most important of States' Rights. We will secede if necessary to maintain this right against Yankee/N***** tyranny. If they can violate the Original Intent of the Constitution by enforcing the 14th Amendment, then the Constitution no longer binds us and we're outta here. This has nothing to do with past slavery or racism at any time in history.

Secular Humanist

N*****-loving Darwinist who claims that we are all descended from Black Africans, even rich Southern White males, whom we all know to be the pinnacle of God's Creation.

Sensible

Greedy, racist, and intolerant

Silent Majority, The

The shrieking minority

Single Payer

Social program for the riff-raff; theft of all legitimate health insurance company profits. See also Public Option

Shining city on a hill

White Protestants only—Ronald Reagan

Slavery

OMG, he's Black!— the coming enslavement of Whites—Glenn Beck

Small government

No social programs for the poor, women, and minorities—Ronald Reagan, Lee Atwater, Strom Thurmond

Social Democracy

Soviet Communism—Milton Friedman, in Capitalism and Freedom; Friedrich Hayek, in The Road to Serfdom

Socialism

Theft of obscene corporate profits—Christian Reconstructionist founder R. J. Rushdoony

Socialist

National Socialist (Nazi)

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